🎁 The Best Gifts for People With a Dark Sense of Humor

Let’s face it: some people are just built different.

They don’t want scented candles. They don’t want an “inspirational” wall print. They want something wrong — the kind of gift that makes them laugh, cringe, and question your friendship just a little bit.

If you’ve got a friend, sibling, co-worker, or chaotic partner with a pitch-black sense of humor, this list is for you.

Here are 9 gifts that are delightfully inappropriate, aggressively funny, and guaranteed to be remembered.

1. Morally Bankrupt – The Party Game for the Delightfully Deranged

Obviously, we’re putting this first. Morally Bankrupt is a conversation-style party game full of twisted prompts designed to make your friends reveal the worst things they’ve ever thought — and then laugh about it.

There are no winners. No filters. Just 300+ cards and the potential collapse of your social circle.

Perfect for: Game nights, pre-drinks, family reunions (if you're brave)
Price: £24.99
👉 Get it here

2. “Why You're The Worst” – A Fill-in-the-Blank Book

It's a customizable insult book you can give to someone you love-hate. Think: “You’re the worst because…” followed by pages you get to fill in with personal roast material.

Perfect for: Exes, siblings, frenemies
Price: ~£10

3. Offensive Scented Candles

Labels like “Smells Like Your Last Relationship” or “Freshly Signed Divorce Papers.”
They smell great. The energy is awful. Perfect.

Perfect for: People who weaponize vibes
Price: £8–£18 on Etsy

4. "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" by Mark Manson

It’s a bestselling book disguised as life advice, but it’s really about embracing nihilism with bullet points and swearing.

Perfect for: The emotionally unavailable
Price: ~£9

5. The “Emotional Support” Flask

Stainless steel hip flasks printed with phrases like:

• “My Therapist Says This Is Fine”

• “Trust Issues in a Bottle”

• “Definitely Not Vodka (It’s Rum)”

Perfect for: Office parties or secret Santas with HR red flags
Price: ~£15

6. Cards Against Humanity (Still a Classic)

Everyone knows it. Some people love it. Some are over it. But it’s still the gateway drug into dark humor party games — and it makes a great “safe-ish” backup gift.

Perfect for: Someone who hasn’t discovered Morally Bankrupt yet
Price: ~£25

7. Dark Humor Coffee Mugs

Think:

• “This Might Be Poison”

• “World’s Okayest Human”

• “Everything’s Fine. Literally Everything Is on Fire.”

Perfect for: Co-workers who laugh during fire drills
Price: £10–£14

8. A Box of Coal

Yes. Literal coal. You can actually buy it gift-wrapped on Amazon. Bonus points if you include a card that says, “You earned this.”

Perfect for: The chaotic evil in your life
Price: ~£7

9. A Donation to a Charity They’d Hate

Take pettiness to new heights: donate to a cause they irrationally complain about, and send the receipt as their gift.

Perfect for: Weaponized irony
Price: Whatever your conscience allows

Final Thoughts

Giving a dark humor gift is an art — it’s about knowing your audience, pushing the edge just enough, and landing the perfect mix of twisted and thoughtful.

And if you want a guaranteed crowd-pleaser?

👉 Morally Bankrupt is your go-to chaos delivery system.

Perfect for birthdays, breakups, game nights, and ruining Christmas in the best possible way.